chapter one: 35

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Oreo's POV

"Where is Blue Tucker he is late for his fitting"I screech into the castle. "if he ruins this for Moxie he is a dead man!" I fume

"relax, TAKE DEEP BREATHS!" oh no is Okay the Yoga therapist. "YOU'RE GOING TO BE FINE NOW COMME JUMP OFF A CLIFF WITH ME"

"no, I'm not suicidal!" "NO RELAX HONEY IT"S CALLED CLIFF DIVING. I HEAR I MAKE YOU THINK OF ALL THE IMPORTANT THINGS IN LIFE AND MAKES YOUR FOCUS ON YOUR GOALS!" 

"no that's called almost dying" "REALLY WHAT SPORT IS THAT"

"whatever I have to plan a wedding" I roll my eyes "OH NO HONEY DON"T GET MARRIED, MEN ARE SOOOOO STRESSFUL, MEN MEAN NOTHING IN THIS LIFE!" whatever.


Jesus POV

"MEN ARE SOOOOO STRESSFUL, MEN MEAN NOTHING IN THIS LIFE!" Okay's voice eco's in the valley exactly one kilometer from the castle and I still hear her voice,

I dial Okay's number - 253-239-0082 it rings a few times 

"HELLO!"

"STOP SCREECHING YOU MORON!" I hang up.

"STOP SCREECHING YOU MORON!" I hang up

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Author's note

well, that was the worst thing ever with the worst names ever!

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