diary of the crazy drunk bitch roxy dats mee

lik today i made a story about jake and jane and they were wixzards or something *lol* i also got mutie to get me cash aka he stole dirks money *lol* steel vary drunk i also went to sleep and drank in derse too i drink everywhere i also though lik wait if bro is dirk and i was mom and we had children omg wonks 4eva well i got to go feed mutie now and fight the crazy pink hourse thang byyyeee    ~ROXY LALONDE~