You finally get a parent but not a ordinary one
It's THE Freddie Mercury aka lead singer of Queen
Now let's see how your life is going to finally turn out with your new 'Dad' unlike your last one....
( Freddie doesn't die or get AIDS YAY 😁)
( when he's being a savage or is just having swag in this chapter and explains why I put one of Usher's song called Yeah )
We are at the store currently, and I hate them but now I grew to like them because of Freddie. The reason why is because all he does is just, mess around like a kid would in the store. A very big kid at that aka a 5'10 30 yrs old kid, messing around with a little 8 yrs old girl.
"Hey, dad can we buy this?" I said pointing to cereal called Kix, he took it out of my hand to read what it said, then put it back on the shelf where his foot could reach it. And to no surprise kicked it, because it said kix. "No, because it says Kix as in LETS KICK IT!" He said jokingly but actually going to.
"No,No,No DAD! STOP we'll get KIX-Ed out, eh?" You said using the word, while he still held the cereal box in his grasp and shaking his head with his resting B-face on. "No...oh-ok then.." you said pretending to be disappointed.
( later at ale 3 )
"Hey, darling look what it says!" He said taking glasses and showing it to you, while smiling showing his teeth and everything. "See? It says I CU ( cool ) cause I wear these glasses." He said jokingly while it said ICU on it. "I..think you read that wrong." You said.
He stopped smiling and cringed immediately, then looked at them then looked at you again. "No! It says I CU ( cool )." While you shook your head, "no I'm pretty sure it says I C U ( I see you )." You said and, he still disagreed like a child while you laughed.
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( this is how he smiled every time he said the pun for the glasses btw ).
You guys then headed to the liquor area, only to continue your shenanigans. By just making each other laugh, including the few people that by that also laughed too.
This time he did accents from different continents, Some you cringed at whole smiling because he was bad at some he warned but, this is just about you two having fun and a good time in a place as boring as the library. "What de hell is dis mahn?" He asked in a perfectly good Indian accent.
"I don't know, what is it Ranbir Kapoor?" You asked him while he was pretending to be a Indian guy, and that's what his parents were aka your grandparents were Indian people. "De bottle say it kiss my ass?! Oh dats no goot because mine actually very durty, so joke on dem mahn." He said with very bad grammar like a Indian would, including the priceless accent.
You kept laughing as he said every word for word, while for once in his life he didn't laugh back and stayed in character with a straight face. Sadly the Indian accent ended, so he could go to a extremely funny Mexican one in the shoe ale.
