LOVING A PLAYBOY

Meeting Royals

Maharaja chandra

"Maharaja bana bohut mushkil hain haar din aapni shaahee vishyon ki khushi ke liye hum raja maharaja unki haar zaroorat puri karte hain kafi sadiyon guzar gayii aur humne insaan ko khush raka magar ab mere bewakoof bete ki vaja se humari puri izzat mitti main mil gaye hain aur humari janta humpe vishwaas ni karta kyunki mera naliyak ulu ka pata kota da puttar un gareeb insaano ki betiyaan ki saath aash karta hain joothe vaade kar ke aur meeti baathe karta hain aur jab un ladkiyon ne shaadi aur pyaar ki baaathe ki tho mere haraami bete ne unki moo pe paida mara aur kaha ke woh sab uski liye randeeiyaan hain aur woh uski liya kuch ni hain ab bhagwaan jaane Kya hoga jab main aapni shaahee gaadi aapne bete ko doon ga mera pura Mahal ek vehyaale(brothel) baan jaye ga hai bhagwaan iss mrith insaan ki madat karo"

(Being a king isn't easy  its very hard work  everyday we try to please our royal subjects and for many years they were happy with us  but now because of my  idiotic playboy of a son who uses all the villagers daughters for pleasure  by promising  them the world and not  going through with his promises these humans are losimg trust in us and when those poor girls ask for marriage and true love he throws money on them.and says thst to him all these women are his whores and nothing else to him now i leave it to  god to do some miracle and  straighten my son out or else after i pass he will turn this gorgeous  palace into his own personal brothel and  ruin my familie royal name)

Maharaani

"Oh ho mere pyaare Maharaja bhagwaan ke liya udaas mat hona jab kuwaar abheendar ko ek sachi ladki miligi thab sudarjayega please tension mat lo aur yeh bhi kehna tha ke ek naya parivaar palenker aa chuka hain unho ko welcome Karne ke liye jaana hain abheendar ke bina just incase iss family ke pass betiyaan hain "
(Oh my beloved king please stop worrying  for gods sake  once prince abheendar finds the true women of his dreams then i promise you he will change and become  straight and proper  but for now  i have news a new family moved to palenker we have to welcome them without  prince abheendar  just incase the family has teenage and single daughters)

Maharaja Chandra

" avishya mere Mahal aur dil ki raani aur uss parivaar ko yeh bhi pathana parege ke raat ko ghaar se na nikale kyunki tumhe bhi pata hain raat ko abheendar aur hamare dushman nikalte hote hai aur dono jawaan ladkiyon ke peeche hote hain"

(Of course the queen of my heart and throne we also have to watn the family of the danger and ask them to not  leave there houses  after dark  just in case our son and enermies  hurt them)

Kuwaar Rajeev

"Matha pitashri kidar ho aap matha pitashri main agaya hoon boys hostel se bhaiyya kidar hain sab main inti door se aya hoon koi mujse pyaar ni karta sab mujhe bhool gaye ab dekna main hostal kabhi ni jao gha"

(Mother father where it is that you are i am home from  from my royal school studies and where may my big brother be i have come from so far but i dont see anyoneno one loves me  there always out and busy that they forget about me  i will never return to the hostel)

Maharaani hamesha

"Oh mere pyaare beta maa se gusa hain maaf karna hum tumhare pitashri ke pass the bohut udaas hain aapni matha ko maaf karo mere pyaare se bache"

(Oh my sweet son  are you angry  at your  mother  forgive me ny sweet boy i was with your father he is very sad and worried please forgive me my sweetest son)

Kuwaar Rajeev

"Humain pata hain ke pitashri kyun udaas hain bhaiyya ke waja se haina bhaiyya ki buri adaat ke waja se matha fikar mat karo main bhagwaan se prathna karoongha ke bhaiyya ko sudarne ki liye koi mil jaye jis ka dil bada hain aur uske roshni ho aur jo koi lalach na kare jaise lika tha puraani kitaabon main"