It all started on a sad cloudy night. June 6 2006. A beautiful woman named "Cunt 2.0" was walking across a street she has never passed before. To her surprise she sees a very sexy mans. She thought to her self "Wow, who's mans is that?!" He has dark brown hair that almost looks black, deep beautiful blue eyes that look like the ocean, a hella sharp jawline, nice skin complexion...yanno, he's a snack. He walks past cunt 2.0 while looking at her seductively. She rolls her eyes. He smirks at her. As cunt 2.0 is watching him, he walks towards a woman thing (can't assume genders, it's 2018 smh.) she looked ALMOST as good as a model, but not as model material as cunt 2.0 of course! But the real question cunt 2.0 thought was "who's mans am I?".....
Later that fine ass evening she had just finished a hot shower and went on her bed to email some colleagues on her phone. She kept thinking about that mans she saw earlier, and decided to make a tinder account. She goes on tinder and it asks her to make a username, sooo she gives herself the best username of course! "I shall make my username Sexy Bad Bitch 666" she has officially joined tinder and is looking for some snacks! (If you know, you know."
The first mans is a single dad who is a father of a girl who is apparently his grandma.
She thinks to herself "huh, interesting." I'd smash!
*She swipes right on his fine ass*
The next one is a female, but cunt 2.0 know she's not into that gay shit.
*She swipes left on that bitch (just like she did with her mom.)*
She keeps swiping left repeatedly on all these ugly mans, and only right for a few mans.
"Sigh, when will I gets a mans?"
A few seconds later...
"Maybe I should make a tinder bio..?" Cunt 2.0 thinks to herself.
She attempts to figure out how to make a tinder bio but is having difficultly.
So her dumb ass searches on google on how to make a tinder bio.
She finally figures it out.
"Geee dat shit was almost as hard as-..."
*coughs in gucci*
"Yo sExy, let's make a LIT tinder bio, so I can get all these mans up in the dm."
She thinks about some stuff to write for her tinder bio, but sadly she cannot think of anything....
YOU ARE READING
Who's mans is this?
Short StoryA woman named "Cunt2.0" discovers something quite tragic....she cannot figure out who's mans is this. Join her on this sad, and depressing journey.
