SnK x Reader : That's the Military for ya!

1: Ponies, Stallions and Mares:

It just had to be today didn't it... That one day every week we went out and I got harassed by a tall, mouse haired, idiot of a stallion.
I moaned as I sat up in my bunk bed, my blonde bestie gave me a sarcastic look before getting up and dressed herself, 'f/n why do you always take so long to get up on Mondays? Seriously...' She asked.
'Well sorry but you're not the one being constantly courted by a pony!' I sighed loudly.
'Maybe you should tell Shadi...'
'Baldie?! You really think he'd do something rather than nicknaming us?'
'Urgh, just get ready f/n!' Annie groaned, annoyed.
*TIME SKIP*
We ran down the corridor to the canteen, eager to grab something before 'you know who' showed up and began devouring everything in sight.
Annie grabbed my arm and slammed through the door, pushing to the front of the queue.
Reiner grabbed my arm and pulled us back behind him, 'hey ladies, stallions first!' He teased. Annie gave him one of her death stares, before shoving forwards again and bumping me into Bertl.
'Woah, uh, oh f/n...' He stammered, clearly blushing.
'Oh, sorry Bertl!' I exclaimed as the blonde woman pulled me further through the long line of trainees.
-After a lot of pushing, shoving and other various shenanigans...
Finally we reached the food where we both grabbed a tray and stuffed bread and extra potates in our pockets, knowing we'd need all the strength we could get for todays cavalry training.
Rushing to get a free table, I jumped into a seat as my blonde friend leapt beside me, tucking into her stolen potatoes. 'Really Annie you should be more discreet!' I scolded.
'You just worry about yourself' she replied, mouth full of food,'I'm sure I can handle both of us if any threats occur!'
I guess she does seem one of the stronger cadets along with me, Mikasa, Reiner and Bertl...
Speaking of them, Bertl has been staring at our table for ages now and I was getting kinda creeped out, Reiner seemed to be grinning and chuckling madly in the way he does when he has a scheme planned, this could only lead to trouble!
Annie had noticed too as it seemed and yelled out to Reiner, 'Oi! Stop staring and get over here you ponies!'
Reiner stopped laughing abruptly and dragged and red faced Bertolt to our table, throwing him down on a seat beside me before plonking himself next to Annie, giving her his best 'sexy' face.
'Forget it, ponies was a compliment' she mumbled only loud enough for me to hear, I giggled before turning to Bertl.
'Oh, uh, um, wow...uh, hi?' He said, literally hyperventilating.
I laughed before replying to his weak excuse of a conversation, putting my arm round him just to make him more uncomfortable.
'So, Bertolt...you doing anything today?' I teased earning a laugh from Reiner and a look from Bertl I'd never forget.
'F/n!' He exclaimed, shocked.'I...surely you know we have cavalry today!'
Reiner couldn't hold it in anymore, he laughed hysterically and moved next to his awkward mate, 'I think he's had enough f/n!' He chuckled lightly, shoving a piece of bread into Bertolt's mouth and causing him to choke in embarrassment.

(Hehe, Thanks for reading this part of the story! Annimal_x)