Hetalia x Male Reader 〔ONE SHOTS〕

〔Introduction〕

    If there's one thing the countries all had in common, it was the fact that none of them liked their monthly meetings. Trying to keep America seated in his seat, England and France from fighting, and Greece from falling asleep was just all too much for the countries to handle; and it was the same thing every time.

    Just like any other meeting, (poor) Germany was attempting to quiet everybody down to try and start the meeting like usual, until the sound of a door opening caused everybody to pause and look over their shoulder's at the door. At first, the countries thought that Sealand just tried to sneak in again, but that wasn't quite the answer. It was a new face.

    A boy walked in, and a cute one at that too. He had (curly/straight/etc), (hair color) hair, and beautiful (eye color) eyes. "S-sorry, did I interrupt?" The boy asked, awkwardly smiling to himself and scanning the conference room.

    "No, we barely started," Germany spoke out, his German accent coating his words. "I presume you're (country name), correct?" He asked, his posture staying perfect, not a single wrinkle in his clothing.

    "That would be correct." (Country name) spoke out, walking to the only seat left which was oh-so conveniently next to Russia. The aura and vibes coming off of him seemed. . . off. But nevertheless, (country name) still sat down next to him with a small smile and introduced himself quietly to Russia.

    "I'm (country name), nice to meet you" The new country said to Russia, putting his hand out to shake Russia's. Ivan looked over at (country name) and smiled, shaking his hand. Russia's hands were unsurprisingly large, and just his whole physique seemed larger than the others. I mean, it makes sense; Russia is the largest country by far.

    "Ah, nice to meet you, I'm Russia" Ivan replied, not letting go of (country name)'s hand. "Would you like to become one with mother Russia?" He asked, continuing to hold onto the handshake, but also keeping his same smile. This of course started to unsettle (country name), and he soon pulled his hand out of the hand shake. "We can discuss treaties after the meeting" (Country name) said, trying to give the Russian a polite smile.

The meeting soon formally started, and just as always, Germany lead the meeting. It wasn't quite as interesting as (county name) thought it was going to be, but at the same time, he couldn't say much because he was too focused on the large country sitting next to him; he could feel Russia's stare, which was pretty unsettling (especially for a newbie). After a few hours of yelling at each other and throwing out random, non-related ideas at each other, the meeting soon finished, and everybody got up from their seats. (Country name) got up rather quickly, and went to go look for his coat from one of the coat hangers.

As he was shifting through the different coats, a pair of arms slowly wrapped around the (height) county's waist. "Bonjour mon amour~" An unfamiliar voice spoke out, causing (country name) to jump and quickly pulling out of the stranger's arms. He turned around and became face to face to a tall man with longish, blonde hair, and blue eyes. Yes, the man was attractive, but that was no way to greet a new country.

Before (country name) could say anything, a strong arm wrapped around the newbie's shoulders and pulled him away from the desperate romantic, holding him close. "France, what the hell?! To the new guy!?" The loud country spoke, soon turning to (country name). "I'm America, the hero!" America exclaimed loudly, giving (country name) a big, toothy grin. (Country name) would've thought this was cute, but everything was happening rather quickly, so he couldn't really process what was going on.

Once again, yet another pair of arms took (Country name) away from America, and carefully set the new country right next to him. "Is that how you bloody treat a new country!?" The country spoke out with a British accent, gently holding (country name)'s hand. As the Brit continued to scold the other two, his grip started getting tighter and tighter, and it soon started to hurt. Of course, (country name) didn't say anything and just awkwardly stood there, not really knowing what to do.

    Finally, Germany stepped in and stopped the three from yelling at each other. "This is very inappropriate and immature! This is not how you treat a new country!" Germany said rather loudly, soon turning to (country name) and giving him an apologetic smile. "Please forgive us (country name), they're just excited to see a new country join us." The tall German said, looking down at (country name).

(Country name) just smiled gently at Germany, causing the larger country to blush. "It's okay, I understand." The new country replied, glancing over at the other three men.

France was blushing quite a bit too, and made eye contact with (country name). He took the young country's hand and gently kissed his knuckles. "Come with me, mon amour~" Francis said, almost pleading, as (country name)'s blush grew. He opened his mouth to speak, completely charmed by this man, but was soon pulled back by the thick eyebrowed Brit.

"No! There is no way that he's coming with you! Who knows what you're going to do to poor (country name!)" England said loudly, bringing them more attention from the others.

"I could never do anything to hurt such a beautiful specimen~" France replied, taking (country name)'s hand and kissing it, kissing his way up the new country's arm, and soon mere inches away from his face. "I could only love~"

This was when America gagged and picked (country name) up bridal style and smiled at him. "How about you come over to my place? We can watch horror movies, eat tons of food, and talk about different conspiracy theories!" The American exclaimed loudly, (country name) blushing a lot from all of this attention.

"He will not be going with any of you!" Germany started, taking (country name) from America and gently setting him down. "If anything, he can just stay with me" The German said, a small blush dusting his cheeks.

America scowled. "Okay, so he can stay with you, but not me? You're such a hypocrite!" Alfred yelled, soon starting an argument with Germany.

(Country name) quietly tip-toed his way away from the four countries and quickly got his things, walking to the exit doors.

"It was nice meeting everybody, goodbye!" (Country name) said before quickly walking out and to his car.

He sat in the driver's seat and put his hands on the wheel, taking a deep breath in then out. Jeez, working with these guys will really be. . . odd.

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『Ahhhh, intro done! Hope y'all like it so far lol, the one shots aren't going to be connected to this; this is just a small little into thing to get more aquatinted with the characters and such. Also, the oneshots aren't going to be connected with this intro, they're just going to be whatever lol. Alrighty, well, goodbye my lovelies :^)』