Your eyes open to find someone next to you. You have the most rational reaction to this and scream. There appears to be an eggplant about your hight in your bed, you ponder about how it got there before you chuck it out the window. You will never know why that eggplant was in your bed, but you decide that's for the best. You get out of bed and go down to brush your teeth and make breakfast.
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Your waffle making skills go unparalleled! Huh? You want to know the recipe? Well here it is;
