Little Johnny was in class and his teacher held up a picture of a cat and said ' what animal is this?' one of his class mates said 'that's a cat' the teacher then held up a picture of a dog and someone said 'dog!' then the teacher held up a picture of a deer, no one was saying anything so the teacher said 'it's what your mum calls you dad.' and little Johnny says ' I know! I know! a horny bastard!'
