Mission impossible

Alice! Nooooooo!

A/n yodels! Hey people. Did you ever realize the word people is spelled pee-oh-pa-leh? Ha.

Bella's POV

Alice is still smiling and Caius looks furious. Alice seems to be in a vision.

"Ali? Darlin you alright?" Panic kicks in along with worry and concern for my sister.

"Bella?! Bella....oh no....that's awful!" She shouts and wraps her arms around me. Oh damn...

"What's happinen?" I ask her. She's dry sobbing in my shoulder.

"Edward? Any idea? I hate being human...." I groan. Edward ignores Aro and goes to Alice. He looks at her with tenderness and something clicks.

"Oh Alice! How romantic...that's sooooo cute! I can't wait for the wedding!" I scream. She looks confused and stops sobbing.

"Huh?" I smile. How naive.

"You and Edward! Edward and you! Edward and Alice! Mates! Eeeehhhhh!" I hug her again in excitement. No jealously or anger at all!

"How-but..you...how?" She stutters. I smile.

"Your the physic. But Jasper....hmm...maybe him and a girl named Charlotte. She's in Texas. He'll find her soon. Don't worry." I just know. I'm not sure his but I know.

"Bella. Your joining the guard. You'll find your mate and everything. The wedding is going to be amazing. And the honeymoon....." She sighs. I frown.

"Alice. Was it Jake? Messing with your visions? Cuz I'm not joining them. I ain't leaving Charlie, Jake, Paul, Sam, Quil, Embry, Seth-"

"Shut up! God, I got this. Your staying here for collage. Then you get married...." She gets lost in thought. Edward seems to be lost in Alice.

"Our very special redhead friend? Your ruining my-oops. Never mind. You know what? Let's go. I have to....do stuff. Like........stuff. So yeah. Bye Voluri people! Vampires, whatever." I rush out. Alice glares.

"How dare yo up,an on killing yourself by Victoria? And Laurent? They're going to torture you and bite you and kill you!" She shrieks. Uh oh.

"Ali, look. I can't have anyone getting hurt because of my foolishness, I'm sure everyone here would agree. Would you let the Cullen's get hurt because you messed up? No. Same thing. I can stand vampire venom. I've had it before and it wasn't so bad. I would do it for my loved ones." I explain, hoping she'll see sense.

"ISABELLA MARIE SWAN!" Oh shit. "HOW DARE YOU LET THE MUTTS BE INVOLVED TO BLOCK THE FUTURE?!" Double shit. "YOU ALMOST KILLED YOURSELF! THATS IT. YOUR IN A TIME OUT AND YOU HAVE TO STAY HERE WITH THE VOLTURI AND 'SEE SENSE'!" She screams. Everyone is shocked. She's a lil firecracker.

"Really? Because that's not happening. I do motorcycle riding, cliff diving, hanging out with shifting wolves, slapping Paul and getting attacked, vampires chasing me. That's my thang. And they are boring and annoying here. Plus, did anyone realize that Charlie is my legal guardian and if I ran now would I make it? Edward? Help?" I plead. He doesn't answer just continues to stare at Alice. Ewww..

"Wait! I I'll stay here and whatever, no promises on being good... If! And only if!" I say and lean in to Alice's ear. "You go on a honeymoon with Edward right now." She frowns and nods.

"Fiiiiiiiiiine. Your sooooooo stubborrrrrrn." She whines and drags Edward out. When she reaches the door she turns back.

"I love you. We all do. I put Jazzy's cell number in your bag. Thanks for the treat!" She says, cryptic as always. Ah, Alice, I'll miss you. Edward is more complicated. I'm not sure how to feel. Like, upset? Used? But I just..don't. Ugh!