when you just finished writing a text message but the person you are sending it to posted theirs quicker and to answer it you would of had to delete all yours out and start again
when someone farts next to you and they deny it me in my head "should i squeeze you to death and see how much gas will come out"
someone sneezes: achooo me: bless ya the person: what the hell bro i was coughing
someone coughs:auh auh auh me: -silence- the peson:do you have any atom of respect I just sneezed say bless u
in class when you did nothing wrong and the teacher tells you of me in my he'd: are you trying to pick a fight coz I've been waiting for one ya"
"just give me the date time and place and ill be Standing there in your face"
