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Me: Under my bed looking back on life decisions.

My aunt: Walks into my room, looks around in confusion. Starts to walk around room confused.

Me: Pokes half of face out from underneath my bed.

Me- "Human"

My aunt: looks down. "What the fuck are you doing under there?"

Me- "Contemplating life choices."

My aunt: Doesn't say anything just walks out of my room

Uncle: Pokes head in door. Shakes head and leaves.

Me: Slowly slides back under bed

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