L: Hello there! I'm Lexi! I'm going to attempt to do my best to not be overly cheery and basic in this author introduction, but like most things I do my best at (like this book), I likely won't succeed.
M: yeet whats up fuckers? I'm here, i'm queer, and i'm an old cringey meme. Pronouns: they/them, always available to talk. Follow our page @turtlesofyeetplague on instagram for really niche stale memes.
L: Since our whole book is going to (hell) and will have to be rated 13 and up (maybe even 18 and up), swearing is allowed.
L: Since Mork has already gone about doing their introductions, I guess I'll say I'm Lexi, I enjoy hiding away from other human beings and F aceTiming Mork late at night to work on this bullshit book, and making typos as often as possible. Also tea (the drink and the gossip) is the shit and that's all I've got to offer at this moment in time.
m: fuck capital letters tbh. 8==D
L: that looks wrong, but sure.
L: Anyways, here's the shit description we wrote for our book when we were trying to remember after we forgot about it for like six months:
"Howell was a sad elfling boy who is gay and sad
Gwen has some identity issues okay she doesnt like talking to people stop talking to her shes trigggeerred
Corvus is a prince who struggles to be idk a prince
Reed just wants to garden and have dylan love him but all she wants is the dicc™
Dylan has problems wow what a bitch"
L: This is low/highkey a disaster but please have faith in the fact that we love our characters and will try to actually make this somewhat enjoyable for y'all. Any last remarks, Mork? (Also, should we add the author's note, and if so, where?)
m: tf? I thought this was the authors note
L: The OTHER author's note you dumb bitch
m: it deserves its own chapter
L: Well, that's that then. Remember kids, if you learn anything from this book, it's that being gay is wonderful and there's water on the sun!!1!1!
M: well this is archie hubbs signing off. Remember, keep wagging folks!
L: bye!
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Turtles of the Plague
FantasyArellia, Mythlaserin, Coldifre, and Syllthas have existed as four separate, and peaceful, kingdoms for many years. But tensions are growing. As the peace between Arellia and Mythlaserin becomes more and more delicate, and each's future plans are que...
