Pisces, Scorpio, Aquarius

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Pisces: Guys, I have 3 baby hamsters, if any of you want them we can strike a deal.

Scorpio: How 'bout 10 bucks for all 3?

Pisces: Cool. You'll like'em. By the way, what pet do you have?

Scorpio: A hungry cat.

Pisces: ...

Aquarius: Tf Scorpio, you can't just feed those hamsters to your silly cat.

Scorpio: Uh-huh? You got a better idea?

Aquarius: *whispers* how about sacrificing them on this full moon

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