Prelude to Black Sheep Finds Love: Fairy PimpDaddy

The Tale of The Pimp

The man who would be known as the Fairy PimpDaddy to our hero was in school to be an actual Fairy Godfather, we'll say. It was unheard of for a male to be admitted to fairy school, simply because...well, how many male fairies do you know? I mean, there's Puck, but he lived out in a shack somewhere in the woods and nobody ever visited(that's what you get for swapping somebody's head for that of an ass,and that the donkey for the younger folks in the crowd who thought it was the hind part of the human body). But I digress, let's take you to the day that Fairy PimpDaddy got thrown out of school. 

"CLARENCE!" bellowed the Fairy Godmother as she caught Clarence, or the Fairy PimpDaddy, formerly the Fairy Godfather under the bleachers with another girl, and we will leave out her name for dignity's sake, because nobody deserves to have their innocence took by somebody who was:
1)Under the bleachers because it's against the rules for the guys and girls to screw on school grounds.

2)Smoking a menthol cigarette, which is also against the rules.

3)Had a 44 oz ale nearby, which, you guessed it, is illegal. 

So, with all these qualifiers, Clarence was escorted to her office, and the following conversation ensued:

"Clarence, this is the third one of my prospects I caught you having...relations with."

"But she came on to me, I wasn't gonna say no" 

"Clarence, is that really the case?"

"And then there's the issue of the other two items, the cigarettes and the ale, you know those are forbidden. Clarence, I'm afraid I must expel you."

"Aight. DEUCES! and my name ain't Clarence no more, I'm the Fairy PimpDaddy!"

And so, with a final spell that read:

"With a drop of henny, and a semi gold penny, gimme a Caddy to make me the PimpDaddy."

And just like that, a Cadillac did indeed appear, and he drove off into the sunset to an "Oh dear" from Fairy Godmother.