Months Later...
you:
Tae..
taehyung:
Yeah babe?
you:
I'm sorry but I have to confess on something about our relationship
taehyung:
.. Please dont tell me what I think it is😭
you:
.. I'm sorry tae
taehyung:
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL U TO STOP EATING TANNIES DOG TREATS!?!?
you:
I CAN'T HELP IT! IT TASTE EXACTLY LIKE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES!
taehyung:
You need some Jesus!
(╯ರ ~ ರ）╯︵ ┻━┻
you:
Can I get a large cup of holy water with that order?
taehyung:
Oh my god
you:
Why u calling on God for?
taehyung:
To help u, u crackhead
you:
But u wuv me thoʕʘ̅͜ʘ̅ʔ
taehyung:
Yeah and sumtimes I think how
you:
... Rude
