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The lil Jewish boi is celebrating Christmas

For
      First
Time
       Ever

So like my friend just explained to me what exactly Christmas is and.... It's basically just a Hanukkah part 2.

Some Jewish families celebrate Christmas but my parents ain't rich so us hoes don't celebrate Chrysler.

But my cousin just got a new house so we're flying over to Manchester to hang with his family.

My brother Mason fucking hates planes so he's going to be a whiney bitch the whole time and I usually get stuck with him so fan-fucking-tastic.

As much as I love you Mason, you need to get your shit together.

So to get into the Christmas spirit have a Christmas Kermit.

Adios

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Adios

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