Hiccup: WTF Why did you kiss me??
Jack: WTF Who told you??
Hiccup: Whoop sorry that was meant for Astrid
Hiccup: Wait what?
Jack: Oh so you weren't taking about that...
Hiccup: Talking about what?
Jack: IMSORRYITWASAACCIDENTYOUWEREALSLEEPONTHECOUCHANDITRIPPEDONTOOTHLESSTAILANDFACESMACKEDYOUSORRY
Hiccup: ._. Excuse me, while I go gurgle bleach
Jack: It was an accident!! It wasn't no picnic for me either
Hiccup: I dont think we can see each other for awhile
Jack: Agreed i got tired of seeing you anyway
Hiccup: Rotten ex best friend!
Jack: Wait Astrid kissed you?? Harhar
Author's Note: THIS IS NOT HIJACK, just a friendly convo between friends.
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Text Convos (Its Here-ish)
HumorI can do any group of people in a text message, and i can do funny texts, romance text, bff texts, etc. I can (and will) do The Big Four texts and they'll be so funny (I only spelled it cause' I can't remember how to spell right now)
