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"CLASS WE HAVE A NEW STUDENT AND IF ANY ONE OF YO FISHY ASS COOCHES BEES NASTY TO DIS LIL MAN YOU GUNN DIIE HARD"

"WHAT BE DIS LIL MANS NAME TEACH" asked Caillou

"HIS NAME BE ADOLF LIL BOI"

Caillou Moaned.. that name... it made Caillous balls sprout Corn seeds, he needed to meet the owner of this beautiful angelic name

"WERE BE LIL ADOLF" said a voice in the distance. Caillou Knew it was Grinch (his crush) Caillou blushed at his voice, the smell of glass and dog crap filled the air the Bubble guppies giggled, they were the popular gurls with bigg boobez 

"YEET WHERE BE LIL BOI" asks Toby Rama (the schools fuddodle boi)

"WELL ILL BE YEETED" the teacher mrs. ShOoKith started "THE LIL BOI BE GONE"

There was a bang at the window the small children's heads all turned at once. It was the most bootyful thing Caillou and Toby Rama and The Grinch and mrs. shookith and Dora and Boots and the Bubble guppies and bob the builder and Shrek (assistant teacher) and Jesus and pickle rick had ever seen.. 

It was..













Naked Adolf with the titanic necklace thing on his peepee that he was rubbing on the window along with his man titties..


It was times like this when Caillou wished his parents weren't nohomo peeps..

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WHAT DO YOU GIZZARDS THINK? I JUST WRITE MY MIND SO NO JUDGMENTLENESS 

May the oofers be with you


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