Little lover pie

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"how was school DeAr?" Caillous mOm asked, 

"Oh mUm it was lOvLey"

"Kewl WAIT AINT THERE A NEW CHILD IN SCEUL" 

"Yeyeet why mUm?"

"Idk"

2 hours later

"SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

"BISH wus wrong"

 Caillou Just kept screeeeing

"BISH WHY DID YOU STAB UR TOE WITH A BANANANA"

"I DONT KNOW MUM"

"WHERE DID YOU GET A BANANANA"

"MR DINGLEBERRYS HOUSEL"

"DOESNT HE LIVE IN THE PARK"

"YEYEET MuM"

"OKEY"

after Caillou ate his foot of to get rid of the bleeding he went to bed without taking his shower cuz who does that

Caillou WOKE UP TO A SLEEP SCREAMING MuM

"I DONT GET NO SLEEP CUS A YALL YO NEVA GUNNA SLEEP CUS A ME"

SO CAILLOU WENT TO SCOOL ERLY

WHEN HE WENT TO SCOOL HE SAW HITLERS PEEPEE STAINS WAS STILL ON THE WINDOW

CAILLOU WAS ALL LIKE HWOOKLIOMINDJNDJ AND PEEPEE STAIN TRANSFORMD INTO HITLER WITH HIS NONO ZONE POKING OUT 

CAILLOU LET HIM IN AND SAT DOWN

"WUWWIACHI MA BOI" HITLER SAID

CAILLOU MELTED AT HITLERS HIGH PITCHED GURLY VOICE AND DRAMATICLY FAINTED

"MA BOI" SLAPPIDY SLAP SLAP

CAILLOU WAS SPRAWLED ON THE FLOOR AND ALL OF THE CHILDREN WERE HERE NOW

"YETEET MY TEACH"



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