WE WILL ROCK YOU ➸ admins

i. amelia

Greetings, shitheads.

•My name is Amelia, better known as katebishvp here on Wattpad.
Or even better known as a bitchy grandma to the 15 year olds who think they know what they are doing but actually don't.

•these assholes have dubbed me
"Horny Water."
You don't want to know why.

•I'm the horniest admin on here.
But I won't admit that out loud.
Except that I have to the other admins.

•I'm from the Southeastern USA, so don't call me a southern belle cause I might actually come at you full force. Don't call me a hick either. I've seen real hicks. It ain't pretty.

•I am a 20 year old grump of a full-time college student that is usually running around
like a chicken cut her head off
(you read that correctly).  Half of the time I have alcohol on hand. When I don't, it's caffeine or coffee.

•I'm passive aggressive at first, but if you're nice to me, I'm nice to you. I mean it.

•When I'm not being passive aggressive,
I'm basically screaming all the time.
You get used to it.
It's usually because of evanshansen

•I am a chaotic neutral, but I like to consider myself a chaotic stupid.

On to the not so scary stuff...

•I've been listening to Queen since I was 6. My dad introduced me to the We Are The Champions/We Will Rock You single on CD and I had that shit memorized quickly.

•As for my favorite Queen song?
'Hammer To Fall' is to me as
'Somebody To Love' is to Joe Mazzello.

•In life, I aspire to be a Special Education teacher. That's what I'm currently going to school for. Shit makes me go fucking nuts but
I love every minute of it.

•You can bribe me with reads, votes,
caramel apple flavored things
and caffeine easily.

•I'm a Star Wars and Marvel Fandom member.

•I mean it when I say I can be nice. If you need an ally, shoot me a PM on the personal @.
I promise I'll get to it if you truly need someone.

To top it all off, I'm a slut for Joe Mazzello.
WE ALL KNOW WHY.

I will sign my work with
'~AB'
so you know it was me.