~Boyfriend To Death~ [FR & EN]

~ Drunk murderers headcanons ~

~ Strade ~

Strade is the happy drunk. He enjoys singing in front of everyone. He doesn't care if he sings badly or not. To be honest, he doesn't care about the glances either. He just wants to have fun till he vomits on the counter. And oh boy, vomiting is fun.

~ Sano ~

Sano isn't the type of guy who likes being drunk. But when he's drunk, he is the sleepy drunk. He sleeps literally EVERYWHERE. He's like a cat. He could sleep on the floor, on the kitchen table, in the bathtub, under the bed. It always looks freaking comfortable to him. Just. How ???

~ Rire ~

Rire is the seductive drunk. Does it impress anyone ? Hell no. Bruh, Rire can't stop running after people that he finds attractive. AND IT WORKS. He is always surrounded by girls and boys. It's not surprising  if he has a girl, a boy or even more in his bed. If you know what I mean.

~ Ren ~

Holy shit. Ren is the horny drunk. He can't stop himself from being horny when he's drunk. The fox could fuck the shit out of their partner ALL NIGHT. When he's drunk, his stamina is close to his stamina's heat period. Hide yourself. 

~ Lawrence ~

Don't give alcohol to this precious man. He is the clingy and awkward drunk. When he's drunk, his social side is awake. But oh god, he is fucking awkward. Of course, he can't stand alcohol so he can't stop stumbling and shaking like an idiot. Protect him. He can't remember the events next day.

~ Vincent ~

Due to his werewolf DNA, Vincent has a pretty strong handle with alcohol before getting drunk. But when he's drunk.. oh no.. He is the sad drunk. All he needs is comfort, big fat ass hugs and kisses. This man is a fucking crybaby. But seeing him cry is the worst thing you could see in your life.

~ Cain ~

Cain is the worst. He is the angry drunk. He yells at FUCKING everything. Well, he is not violent or anything ! He is just pissed at everything, even to himself. Pretty sure  that one time he was angry in front of his mirror, yelling at his own reflection before sleeping in the bathtub. Urgh, he's exhausting.