My Mafia- (ON HIATUS)

• SOULMATE

Description: Fluff a heck of a lot of Fluff.

CHAPTER 1 •

"Lalisa please!" She begged literally blocking every way the girl was heading.

"What? Jisoo your plans always go Carbon Dioxide!" Lisa rolled her eyes, trying to get passed the girl.

"Excuse me? My plans are always o2 with a little mix of Nitrogen Hydroxide. You are the one who's Carbon Dioxide! Didn't I tell you to stay away from cars? Oh my god, please do breathing exercises, o2 can help kill the Carbon Dioxide inside you that is probably why you referred to all my plans as a failure." Jisoo touched her friend's face.

"I've done breathing exercises, Missy, now before I get all angry and use my powers on you, please can you take approximately 3 steps star-board." Lisa calmly threatened.

"I can read your mind, It's a fact that you, Miss Lalisa Manoban, will never hurt your innocent friend," Jisoo stated.

"Right, now I'm asking you for the third time Miss Kim Jisoo, please let me pass," Lisa said.

"Not until you listen to my awesome plan."

Lalisa sighed.

"Is this plan as bad as the one where we had to steal tons of Sardine cans for your cat?" Lisa asked.

"I can reassure you that it isn't. And by the way 'we' had to steal 2 gallons of it, that's less than tons oh Lalisa." Jisoo mumbled.

"How is it 2 Gallons? I remember nearly finishing the Company's 5-year stocks of sardines!"

"That is what you remembered because you stole that much, I however just stole 2 gallons." Jisoo told-off.

"Then don't use the verbal term 'we'." Lalisa rolled her eyes.

"What's wrong with my sentence? I was referring to my Mind Power and me. I wasn't referring to you! See? Carbon Dioxide really filled your brain today Lalisa." Jisoo patted her head.

"I'm not even going to argue more," Lisa stated.

"Fine by me, anyways I would need to store some saliva for my presentation this afternoon. So are you willing to hear me out or not?"

"Why the hell would you need to store some saliva?" Lisa looked at her, weirdly disgusted.

"Well, dear Lalisa, My class is doing a project on Microorganisms. I found out from Mr. Google that our Saliva has the most amount of microorganism. That is exactly why I will spit on each of my Petri dishes and so on put it under the microscope for me to examine. Plus I think I would need a lot of Saliva since I would need to donate some to Mrs Andrea for her to examine to." Jisoo nodded her head in agreement.

"I can see now why you are the only one in this school who fails Biology. I feel so sorry for Mrs. Andrea."

"I'm going to ignore that. So are you ready to hear my ingenious plan?" Jisoo smiled.

"Fire away dear Jisoos."

"Great! So this plan is called Mission BOYFRIEND." Jisoo put both of her hands out, writing the letters in thin air.

"BOYFRIEND?" Lisa asked.

"Yes BOYFRIEND."

"As in like your mate forever and ever and ever and ever?" Lisa asked.

"Technically yes, it is my mate forever and ever and ever and ever, but according to logic sense... I do not recommend you to think that way." Jisoo furrowed.