Player sits, watching ChanceTale, when suddenly Player hears a loud fall behind them.
"Again?" - Player
Player gets up and takes a look. "Oh, it's the Blueberry. Hi Blue."
"A HUMAN! I NEED TO CAPTURE YOU!"- Blueberry
"Good luck with that, I think I captured you." - Player
"Hmm! How so!" - Blueberry
"Your trapped in my void."- Player
Blueberry stands still, then looks around. "Oh..." he says as he looks crestfallen.
"Popcorn?" - Player
"Keep that abomination away from me! Have you never eaten tacos before!" - Blueberry
"Not really." - Player
Blueberry looks at Player. Dead silent. "WHERE IS THE KITCHEN! WE NEED TO FIX THIS!"
Player prefers ramen. Beef Ramen.
"Eh, it could be fun." - Player snaps his fingers, a very familiar house appears. It's a copy of the house from Swapfell.
"I WILL SHOW YOU THE GLORY OF TACOS!" - Blueberry
As Blueberry heads inside Player hears another slam, as another Skeleton hits the ground.
"Heck is with today." - Player waves his hands, all the screens showing different AU's dissipated. Player would summon them back when he didn't have guests.
"Ah, it's Carrot." - Player says as he looks at the orange skeleton who landed on the ground.
"Hi Carrot. Blue's inside." Player floats on DETERMINATION strings. Levitating off the ground.
"Who are you." - Carrot
"Player." - Player
"Where's Sans." - Carrot
"I just told you, the Blueberry is inside." Player gestures to the house.
Carrot enters the building. Player follows. Carrot enters the kitchen while Player lounges on the couch.
After a few minutes Blue and Carrot comes out. Blue has a plate of tacos. Which Player immediately edits to test decent since Blue can't see Player edit.
"TRY IT HUMAN! YOU WILL BE AMAZED!" - Blueberry
Player starts to wolf down Tacos, since he edited them all they all taste delicious. In a few seconds the plate is gone.
"Can I have some more?" - Player
Carrot looks at Player as he would a god. Blueberry is beaming happily. "SURE HUMAN! PAPYRUS THE HUMAN LIKES MY TACOS!"
Blueberry skips into the kitchen again.
"How did we get here?" - Carrot
"Dunno, I'll bring you back home in a bit though." - Player
Carrot takes a seat at the other end of the couch. While Player stares into space.
(A/N I'd make puns. But I can't. I'm sorry. )
"So tell me. What is this place." - Carrot
"Home. My home. Normally there isn't a house here though. But since I keep having uninvited guests I decided to bring it here." - Player
"There's been others?" - Carrot
"Yes, and it's annoying me. I was enjoying my quiet time." - Player
"You've had an eternity of quiet time." - Ink
Player visibly groans.
"I thought I told you to get out?" - Player
"Yea, but I was worried and I came back." - Ink
Player snaps their finger, a sofa appears. "You gonna sit down or nah?" - Player
Ink grins as he hops into the sofa. "I forgot you could do that Player!" - Ink
"Yeah yeah." - Player
SLAM!
"The heck is it now?" - Player
Player gets up and opens the door. Out on the clearing is Error Sans. Who is stupefied by his strings not working.
"WhY WOn'T tHeY MoVE!" - Error
"You can't use those in my world Error, I control reality in this domain." - Player, "You wanna come in?" Player props the door open.
Error grumbles for a bit before heading inside. Seeing Ink and and Carrot he freezes. Ink stands up immediately grabbing at his brush.
"No fighting here." - Players eyes glow bluish red as he lifts both Sans in the air. "This is a safe zone. Anyone seen trying to fight here. WILL BE PUNISHED." Player lowers both Sans.
Error grumbles, and hops into another sofa that Player summoned.
"Now Ink, why am I getting a bunch of unexpected visitors today. First Sans, then Sans, and then Sans. And a carrot." - Player
"I don't know. Seems like someones trying to open your dimension. I'm guessing Nightmare." - Ink
"Hmm." Reader snaps his fingers, and Nightmare falls to the ground without his tentacles. Red strings bind him and pull him to a standing position.
"Your Nightmare?"
Nightmare starts screaming insults and such, however his mouth is immediately bound by Player. "Watch the language. I brought you here for one reason only. Are you the one who's trying to open my world. I will know if you lie."
The bindings are removed.
"No." Player knew he wasn't lying.
"Alright. Do you want me to send you back?" - Player
"Yes please." - Nightmare
Player snaps his fingers, Nightmare is back in his dimension.
Player glares at Ink.
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PlayerTale (UndertaleAU)
FanfictionWell, I like the Player comic. So I decided to have some fun with the concept. So I edited Player to my liking, and now it's PlayerTale. Player is Male in this. I should put a description... Here you go. Player woke in the Home Menu, and resided t...
