I don't even work here(The Rangers Story)

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I walked into Target wearing brown khakis and a red shirt with 3 buttons at the top. My friend & partner in crime, Madison, was wearing the same thing.

We smiled devilishly at each other and parted our seperate ways. Me and Madison dont really work here. We just dress like we work at target then go to random targets, bothering the customers.

I walked over to the bathing suit isle -its summer- and pretended like I was working. I got a text from Madison:

mexicanooomadiii

jamiaadontgiveafucckk

mexicanooomadiii

I laughed at our weirdness. I looked over and saw three hotties with boooodddyys. And two ratchet looking hoes. They smirked at me. I rolled my eyes at their stupidity.

??? : MAH NIGGGGAAAAAA

I saw Madi runnind towards me. She jumped in my arms making me fall down. We started laughing.

The guys started laughing too.

ratchet girl #1 : eww yaalll is ttoooo damn ugly

ratchet girl #2 : yeah looking like twelve year olds

-me & madison exchange a look-: oh HEELL naww

madi : bitch who are you talking to cause it sure aint Madison Niara motherfucking Lee

me : OR Jamia Marie Sarai motherfucking Stanos

madi : so take yall drag queen looking ass outta here or el-

me : -cuts her off- or else we're gonna chop off them little dicks yall hiding and shove it in yall mouths

me & madi : Bitch.

??? : Damn!

?? : Day Day shut up

Day : igght imma stop , but my nigga you gon let them talk to yo hoe like that Lang?

Lang : its w.e

R G #1 : hoe? nigga i aint no hoe. and langy-poo you just gon let them disrespect me like that? igght you aint getting no ass tonight. best believe honey child boooo

Day : bitch dont nobody want yo saggy ass anyway

me & madi : OHHHHH

RG #2 : maah girrooo dont gots no saggy aaaass. julian teeeeell them lil tricks aboooout themseeeeelves

juju : i aint apart of this sooo......

Day : yall lil tricks need to stop talking and close yo legs. you making the air smell like doo doo and fishy pussy

me & madii : DAMN BITCH YOU JUST GOT MODED

RG #2 : go get yooo managa

madi : for what

me & madi : i dont even work hereee

Me and Madi skip out the door laughing like crazy. We run over to her silver lambourgini and blast No Ratchets by The Rangers. We drive off singing : DAMN LIL MAMA GOT ASS !!!!

~Errr.... Thanks for reading ! This

is my first story like this soo.....

Whatevaaa

MmmKaay Bye

*Jamiaaa(; *