I don't even work here(The Rangers Story)

Numero Five-O

A/N : SO SO SO SO sorry it has been FOREVER since I updated. I started this draft and never got a chance to finish it. Then I forgot :( anyways S/O to all the people who voted and commented. I reaallyyy meant alot to me. Well I hope y'all enjoy this :D

I woke up to Madi screaming.

Madi: BITCH DID I SAY GO TO THE FUCKING CASTLE NEXT?!?! NO. I SAID THE FUCKING BRIDGE. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND ME YOU FUCKING MEXICAN, STUPID ASS HAIRCUT, STAY THE SAME AGE, BOOTS FUCKING BITCH? DO I GOTSA SAY THIS SHIT IN SPANISH?. YOU NO COMPREHENDA PUTA?

Me: AYE STOP YELLING AT MY NIGGA. TF IS WRONG WITH YOU, WAKING ME UP AND SHIT.

Madi: YOU NEED TO GET YOUR ASS UP. ITS 1:00 IN THE FUCKING AFTERNOON.

Oh shit. I hop out of bed and run to the bathroom. After a long make out session with my shower, I hopped out feeling so fresh and so clean clean. Lmao.

I put on my black and pink The One And Only nike shirt with a white collared shirt underneath, My black ripped skinnies, My black and white Concords and a pink bandana to top it off.

I threw my hair into a sloppy bun and went downstairs.

I saw Madi laying on my couch eating a bowl of ice cream. She had on black combat boots with pink ripped skinnies. a black v-neck shirt, and a black and pink obey hat.

Me: Biotch, if you don't get your feet off my damn couch.

Madi: Excuse me?

Me: You heard me puta.

Madi: Whatever loser

I walked into the kitchen and grabbed an apple. Madison was being weird and shit so I started texting my Langypoo.

ThisSexyMofoRightHeerr: Heeyy ;)

LangThrowingStacks: Wassup ma ;)

ThisSexyMofoRightHeerr: nothing much. I'm bored as ever . Mads is irritated right now

LangThrowingStacks: Oh forreal? I think its cuz Julien's hoe txted her last nite like "y u talkin 2 my man"

ThisSexyMofoRightHeerr: Fuck. Tell yo nigga imma fuck his ass up. Damn I'll ttyl

LangThrowingStacks: ight. Bye sexy xx

ThisSexyMofoRightHeerr: lol bye nigga xx

I went in the living room and saw Madi laying upside down. I laid next to her.

Me: bae?

Madi: I can't believe he would do that. That fucking asshole. He had me thinking I was the only one when I knew I wasn't the only one and he was like chill ma you the only one tryna be the only one

Me: wait what?

Madi: I wasn't the only one. I'm wifey but I'm not the only one. I don't wanna share my man with his boo, his mistress, and his hoes. This nigga got me fucked up.

Me: oh hell naw. That nigga gonna get his ass whooped trust and believe dat

??: TRUST AND BELIEVEEEEE ME

Me and Madi look towards the window to see Roger tryna pull himself in.

Me&Madi: BYE ROGER

Roger: Watchu mean? I'm just tryna hang with my two fav girls

Me: Roger go away

Madi: Yeah you're just like Roger from sista sista

Roger: Oh hell naw. That nigga was creepy. Always tryna sneak in. Weirdo -shaking head-

Me: I will mace you. Deadass

Roger: ight chill sahn.

He tried climbing back out the window but his leg got caught.

Madi: AHHH LOOK AT THIS NIGGA HANGING LIKE SPIDER-MAN LMAFOOOO

Me: YO CLOSE YA LEGS DEADASS. YOU SMELL FISHAY FISHAAAAY LMAOO

Roger: -muttering- fucking bitches. -runs home-

Me: woo that was hilarious. So you wanna go out to cheer up your spirits?

Madi: HELL YEA. I learned how to yike and I been wanting to since forever.

Me: ight it's 2:00 now so lets leave at like 10:00

Madi: Ok. Is it cool of I sleep here?

Me: Yea you know where the guest room at.

I walked upstairs and fell into my bed.

-8:00-

I woke up rubbing my eyes. I swung my feet over the edge of the bed and walked out of the room and into the guest room aka the smush room. It's the room I use for one night stands. I jumped on the bed.

Me: Madiiii wake the fuck up

Madi: bitch if you don't get the fuck off of me..

Me: Chill sahn. Get up we gotta get dressed.

I walked out the room and into the bathroom. After a 30 minute shower I walked out and into my room. I started humming as I put on my green thong and bra set. I lotioned my self down then put one my black and white striped bow back dress with black pumps. I put my hair in a bun with gold hoop earrings. Some more details here and there and I was ready to go.

I stepped out to see Madi coming out of the bathroom wearing black high waisted shorts with a cheetah print tank top tucked in it. She had on black pumps and her hair was in a bun.

Madi: Leggo bitch

Me: Fuck you bitch

Madi: I get to drive Taco Bell since I been trill

Me: Fuck ya been trill. I'm driving

We went out the door and into the car.

Madi: how many niggas do you think with be at club icy?

Me: Mmmm alot.

Madi: -smirking- ight cool. Lets show Julien what he missed out on

We hopped out the car and I threw my keys the the valet.

Me: park it somewhere nice ight ?

I winked and tucked a 50 in his pocket.

Valet: Y-y-yes m-ma'am

I smirked and me and Madi walked in the club.

OKAY THAT IT FOR RIGHT NOW.

I will try to update ASAP tomorrow. I hope y'all liked it. 2 comments for the next chapter!

Mmmkaaay Bye !!

Mia$$$