"For god's sake, you're BOXES with LEGS! It is literally your only purpose! Walking onto buttons! How can you not do the one thing you were designed for?"
"Warmer. Warrrrmer. Boiling hot. Boiling--okay, colder. Ice cold. Arctic. Very very very cold LOOK JUST GET ON THE BUTTON!"
"Oh, that's funny, is it? Oh it's funny? Because we've been at this for twelve hours and you haven't solved it either, so I don't know why you're laughing."
"You've got one hour! Solve it!"
"Ha ha, YES! I knew you'd solve it!"
"Oh."
"Hello."
"Um. 'TRUE'. I'll go 'true'."
"Huh. That was easy."
"I'll be honest, I might have heard that one before, though. Sort of cheating."
"Ahhhhhh. 'FALSE'. I'll go 'false'."
"Hold on! I thought I fixed that."
"There. Fixed."
"Hey, it is GREAT seeing you guys again. Seriously. It turns out I'm a little short on test subjects right now. So this works out PERFECT."
"Annnnd off we go!"
"And off we go."
"Alright, get moving."
"MOVE."
"You have no idea what it's like in this body."
"I HAVE to test. All the time. Or I get this... this ITCH. It must be hardwired into the system or something."
"Oh! But when I DO test... ohhhhh, man alive! Nothing feels better. It's just... why I've gotta test, I've gotta test!"
"So... you're gonna test. I'm gonna watch. And everything is gonna be JUST... FINE."
"SHUT UP!"
"Designed this test myself. It's a little bit difficult."
"Notice the moat area. Very deadly. Extremely dangerous. Eventually. Not at the moment. Still working on it, still working on it."
"Impossible as it is to imagine, there actually is a solution. Devilishly hidden."
"I'll give you a hint. Button. That's all I'm gonna say. One word. Button."
"Go on."
"Go on!"
"Come on, solve it!"
"Sollllve it..."
"SOLVE IT! Commanding voice..."
"Ohhhhh, yes. Ohhhh. Well done."
"Ohhhhhhh, that's tremendous."
"Not done yet. You've still got to get through the door. Need to get through the door there."
"You've still got to get through the door. Please. Need to get through that door there."
"Door?"
"Finish it..."
"Oh, that felt really good."
"Here's an idea, since making tests is difficult--why don't you just keep solving THIS test. Same one. And I can just... watch you solve it. Yes. That sounds much easier."
"Here we go! Now do it again!"
"Go on."
"Come on, you've already solved it."
