Two gravestones, that were not filled as of the moment stand beside one another as the shark man chucks both Hidan and Kakuzu's bodies in to their graves.
"Now this is a very sad funeral," Kisame says to the rest of the Akatsuki members. "So I will sing a song in memory of the Zombie Combo."
"Kisame, no," Itachi says to him with no emotion in it.
"Kisame, YeS!!"
"Kisame, plea-"
"Have you heard the news that your dead? No one ever had much nice to say! I think they never liked you anyw-!"
Hidan crawls out of the grave
"Wanna say that to ma face, bitch?"
Kisame screams like a little girl. Itachi now wants to join Kakuzu in the afterlife.
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Akatsuki Crackshots
FanfictionYeah weird crap that comes to mind is pretty much this.
