It was a peaceful morning at the Akatsuki hideout. Itachi happened to crave dango but as he entered the kitchen he was met with an albino sitting in one of the chairs. He was holding something, a something that was small and opaque but in certain areas was blue and orange.
"Hidan, what the he-" but Itachi cut himself off as Hidan shoved the object down his throat like his life depended on it.
The Jashinist's mouth oozed of white soapy liquid.
Hidan smirked at him and said nonchalantly, "Tide Pod challenge, bitch."
Then walked away.
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Akatsuki Crackshots
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