After 87 years
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Y/n's p.o.v
I was just waking up when I heard my phone ring. I checked it and now I hate my life 10 times more
Karma- guess who got your phone number?
Y/n- How?
Karma- plot convince
Y/n- Makes sense
Karma- so, what's up?
Y/n- The sky
The ceiling
Your hopes
Karma- my chances?
Y/n- Lower than hell
Karma- y/n you're such a meanie
Y/n- Karma you're such a bitch
I stopped responding and started getting ready
Time skip
Koro sensei was teaching some bs I didn't care about while I was busy making Izaya's life miserable by messing with his computer with my phone while he was working on something for me.
And why would he care so much if the info is for me? Well, he knows that if he doesn't finish and send it to me on time there would be severe punishment
I started chuckling sadistically to the thought while the kids around me were staring at me with fear on their eyes
My phone vibrated so I turned my attention back to it and saw that Izaya had called me
"Y/N! No phones in class!" Koro sensei scolded me
I just looked at him and answered the call
Koro sensei went emo mode and started hitting the wall "what did I do to have two demons on my class?" he muttered
"Hel-" I was cut off "¡Y/N what have I told you about hacking my computer!" I had to quickly pull the phone away from my ear since I don't want to go deaf "you do realize you're yelling at your boss right?" "You do realize you're sabotaging your own work, right?!" I don't even need to have the phone on my ear to hear everything he's yelling "you sound so mad I might as well send shizuo to make it worse" I said "you send that monster and I'll blackmail you so bad you-" I cut him off and said "is it a good moment to mention that I already saw the 'my boss' file?" At that moment everyone got confused "that's namie's" he quickly said "I saw the third picture" "she's a fujioshi (not lying)" "why was it on your computer?" The line went silent "didn't know you liked to draw" I teased "I hate you" izaya said "no you don't and we both know that" I smirked and said "you better not have any plans tonight" and hung up
Everyone was stareing at me until I pulled out my gun and shot it five times at the ceiling
Time skip
I went back home and saw izaya already going on with his punishment
"My my izaya didn't think you were that eager to get on with this" I smirked
"Shut up I just want to get over with it" izaya growled
I sat on the couch and started playing on my phone occasionally glancing at izaya wearing a maid outfit cleaning around the house
'I love to humiliate him' I thought
The next day
No one p.o.v
Y/n was taking his usual math class nap not aware of a red head taking pictures (he may or may not have been drawing cat ears and whiskers on him) when suddenly
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Pineapples
When suddenly a black haired guy ran through the door and to y/n's desk. He grabbed him by the collar of his shirt and pulled him up
"Hey! I can walk!" Y/n exclaimed
"Then move your lazy butt and let's get going" Izaya said
"Ok fine just let me do something" y/n said before taking out the bb gun and started shooting at Koro sensei blowing one tentacle before he flew to the wall which melted his tentacles
"Whaaaat?!" Koro sensei exclaimed "you!" Y/n directed his attention to the others "you better make use of this, I didn't melt the bbs and covered the walls at 5 of the fucking morning for you to not make use of it!" The others just nodded "Koro sensei I won't be back till next week don't bother sending my homework I wouldn't do it even if I wasn't going on a trip"
Everyone sweatdropped "see ya, won't miss any of you especially karma, karma you can go fuck yourself" and with that y/n left 'oh I will fuck myself, alright' karma thought 'I ship karma x y/n' most of the girls thought 'god I really hate that strawberryhead he's so fucking annoying' y/n thought 'karma huh? He better not get in my way' izaya thought 'shit got weird' the author thought 'from where do they get these students?!' nagisa thought
Time skip
Y/n and izaya were on y/n's private jet going back to ikebukuro
"So, what do we have?" Y/n asked "that masaomi kid is having troubles with the blue squares" izaya said "let me guess, he called you for help but you didn't answer" "it's just so amusing seeing my precious humans so desperate" izaya sighed "what's with you and humans?" Y/n asked "it's their funny reactions and stupid emotion based decisions that keep me entertained" y/n chuckled and said "you're crazy izaya" "I can say the same about you, you even stabbed your cousin when you were, I don't know, eight?" Y/n replayed that little scene in his head, his cousin really liked snakes so one day y/n left one in the backyard, cousin went to pick it up to admire it, y/n comes from behind and stabs him with a dagger "what a nice childhood memory you brought back to me" y/n said "see, I'm not the only fucked up person in the family" izaya said and got himself comfortable on y/n's shoulder and hugged his arm "the fuck are you doing?" "Getting comfortable, I want to sleep... have I ever told you that you are as cuddly as a teddy bear?" Y/n just sighed and let him be, after all he's been tormenting him all day so, why not let him relax at least once?
The next day
"Y/N GET BACK HERE YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!!!" izaya screamed chasing y/n out of the plane "Y/N'd!" Said male said his after prank catch phrase, and what did he do? you may ask, well, he hid his clothes and changed him into a frilly pink dress and wrote 'i8dks2/7' in his face with permanent marker
Who wouldn't want y/n as a friend?
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Karma Akabane x Male! Reader
FanfictionA new student is brought to the kunugigaoka junior high school and it's put in class 3-E aka the End class. At first glance the new student doesn't seem as special as an AI, but you shouldn't judge a book by it's cover, this student holds a big secr...
