My Trash Book (With comics!)

The Fighting-type Ballad

The Dark Hawlucha and Machamp are both from the XY series, and if you haven't seen the episodes that they're in, I insure you to go watch them

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Dark Hawlucha:  "Hawlucha

Won't you listen to my speech

I don't have any stars of invincibility

But you're the brightest star in the sky tonight for me

I'm your Dark-type"

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Machamp: "What up, bitch, I Just levelled-up, bitch

What's inside the question block; it's my dick

It's-a-me, a-Machamp, I'm more Ripped than John Cena

I'll take you by the peaches and give you the hot salami

I save you from dragons and evil Ghosts that are spooky

Must I be a Pikachu to get inside your tanooki

I will mount you like a Gogoat and show you things you've never seen

My mushroom's now mega, if you know what I mean

So suck it!"

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Dark Hawlucha: "Machamp, you always do this shit

I like a boy and then you ruin it

By yelling stuff about your dick

Until they go away"

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Hawlucha: "Hey Dark, it's okay

That Machamp's a bit risque

Just tell me what you need to say

Please don't be afraid"

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Dark Hawlucha: "Oh, Hawlucha, it means so much for me to hear you say that

The only thing I've ever wanted to tell you is that- (Machamp drops in) goddamn it!"

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Machamp: "I'm here to pleasure that ass

I'd like to go first, Hawlucha, but I always come last

And you say we'll get together but I'm jacking off alone

Cubone skeletons aren't the only dry bones

I am tired of your run around it's such a fucking hassle

I go through shit and then you're in another fucking route

You gotta think about it, well I don't believe the hype

You'll have a lot of time to think when you are smoking on my warp pipe!"

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Hawlucha: "O-M-G, I can't decide

On which of you should be the guy

To take me on your "mustache ride"

That'll redefine my life"

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Dark Hawlucha and Hawlucha: "I'm ready to give love a shot

It's not about how many coins you've got

I just know I like you a lot"

Machamp: "Yo, sluts, check out my yacht!" (Dark Hawlucha: ugh)

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Dark Hawlucha: "Let me take you on a magic kart ride"

Machamp: "I'll bust all your balloons when I smack your backside"

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Dark Hawlucha: "We'll have such fun, I'll bring my friends along"

Machamp: "I'll kick that Donkey Kong right in his konkey dong"

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Machamp: "Come on, Hawlucha, it's time to make your choice

I'm the only plumber that can your booby's (type of bird) rejoice

Dark, lanky-ass brother ain't got shit on me

It's time to live out our story, of the princess and the pea-"

Dark Hawlucha: -nis!

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Machamp: "So, who's it gonna be, Hawlucha?"

Hawlucha: "I choose... Greninja!"

Dark Hawlucha and Machamp: "Greninja?!"

Hawlucha: "Well he has a really long tongue."

Dark Hawlucha and Machamp: "Oh yeah, mmmhm, yeah, definitely."