"I LOVE YOU" you yell at a frog named Kermit it croaked your eyes grew stars as you kissed the frog it didn't turn into any thing and you got a mouth full of mucus and a wart. The frog then filed a sexual assault case on the reader cause he was asking for donations for sick toads in Africa.
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Various x reader one-shots
FanficThis is where I'll make x readers of various people and fandoms so Yee Ill do request and that shit but I write some on my own so enjoy my shit wooooooooooo
