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Tweek: What do we have here? This looks familiar...

Everyone: *Sing off key*

Stan: IT'S TWEEK HE'S BACK!

Eric: No wonder it smells like coffee

Token: I SAID BE CAREFUL!

Craig: Sit down Token I'm tired of your Shit

Stan (On top of Kyle): I'm trying to make a baby!

Clyde: I'd like to make a toast- What the Fuck?!

Tweek: I don't like te-

Kyle: Just have a Damn cup

Craig: *Flips table* I just want some ham!

Heidi: Wendy would you like some tea?

Wendy: Yes but only half a cup

Kenny: Take your chair with you *Throws the lawn chair at Timmy*

Bebe: Do you think its funny?

Tweek: well no I-

Bebe: you think its fucking funny? *Shows Creek Yaoi* You think this is Funny?!

Tweek: *screams*

Ike: I'm shitting my pants

Eric: All these mistakes *Flips table*

Karen: WE'RE ALL OUT OF COOKIES!

Kyle: Fuck you and your gang bang

Kenny: I'm going to Fuck you like the bitch that you are!

Tweek: Tea Cups!

Everyone: *Flip tables*

Craig: Looks like we have an extra passenger

Jimmy: *Comes over*

Everyone: *Screams*

Trica: Who are you?

Jimmy: I'm fucking l-latw that's all you need to know

Nichole: I knew you were pregnant you bitch

Everyone: *Screams*

Craig: The sun is going down and the flowers are starting to wilt!

Clyde: You got fucked up bitch

Craig: Are you okay Butters!?

Butters: *Shrieks*

Everyone: *Screams*

Everyone: *Starts throwing chairs*

Heidi: I found more chairs!

Jimmy: I havent been late in weeks

Everyone: *Going Crazy*

Butters: I win!

Craig: I just want some fucking tea!

Kevin: I'm tired of eating Fucking worms

Stan: What the Fuck? What the Fuck?!

Kenny: *Screams*

Karen: There's literal shit everywhere

Stan: I'm having a moment from my fucking grandpa!

Craig: NO MORE TEA! *Throws teacup*

Kenny: Everybody loses their shit in wonderland

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⏰ Last updated: Dec 29, 2018 ⏰

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