𝑈𝑛𝑜𝑟𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑑𝑜𝑥

003

The nice refined interior of Jungkooks g-wagon, was a little nice. But it made Taehyung feel ten times more uncomfortable. "Don't worry about getting the seat wet, this car is trashy." He paused then continued. "I can take you to my other car and we can see how wet that seat can get.

Jesus christ. Just when I thought he was getting more humane, he turns into Christian Gray. What the fuck I don't even know him. Taehyung just continued to sit there awkwardly, not know how to response to the perv.

"Hey Taehyung I'm sorry." Thanks to the dark hour, Jungkook couldn't see that the other boy had fallen asleep. He also didn't have any clue where to go.

"Well," he whispered to himself. "We are going home." (Something kaneki wants to do UWU)

"Taehyung!" The boy wakes up to someone shaking the fuck out of him. It turns out to be the perv.

"What?"

"Taehyung we have class in 20 minutes and I drove home, change and lets go to class."

It took a long second for the sleepy boy to register he wasn't at his house. But the others. Jungkook was already getting clothes for the other, while Taehyung had a mini siezure trying to get out of the car. He has never been late to class but today might be the record breaker.

"Hurry your ass up!" Jungkook screeched from inside the house.

The poor confused boy did not have time to process that he was in a multimillionaires house running around, drenched from the rain, trying to get warm clothes.

Jungkook threw clothes from the third story and they hit Taehyung on the head. The poor victim screamed as a button just so happened to hit him in the eye.

"Oh no Taehyung IM SO SORRY." The attacker screamed at the boy on the bottom floor, writhing on the floor in pain. But there was no time to wait. He ran to grab his bag and his other shit for class and wished that the poor, poor, poor victim changed into Jungkooks clothes so they can get to class on time.

It would be kind of weird for anyone outside, witnessing this event, because 10 minutes late wouldnt mean much. But it does. So they haul ass.

Taehyung changed into a plain white shirt with skinny, skinny, skinny jeans. He really had no clue how he got them on, or how or why Jungkook had them, but it is what it is.

They had finally made it into a car, not the G-Wagon, no, a mcLaren. Jungkook gassed the pedal and the roller coaster has begun.

After barely being able to slow down to park, the cop behind the car pulled them over. The cop came out of the car looking annoyed. "License and registration." The cop whose tag read "stanley" gave them off with a warning. He really should have fined Jungkook for driving 45 past speed limit, but today was their lucky day.

Today was not their lucky day. They apparently had the same classes and ended up both running in 35 minutes late. The lecture was just getting started, luckily. The rest of the night was just the two boys ferociously scribbling notes and listening to whatever the professor was teaching. How uneventful.

Taehyung did seem to notice that Jungkook would tap the table in rhythm. Almost as if he was playing the piano. It was extremely distracting because he kept using big motions and waving his hands around. So the annoyed boy slapped his hands.

The new victim shot the attacker a glance. It was quite loud and a few people around were panning questioning looks. Taehyung shrugged and took out a big ass notepad. He wrote the words, "its annoying plz stop." On the paper. To which Jungkook replied with "Cum at me."

Taehyung grimanced in horror. Spelling or not. Actually, spelling playing a big role in interpretation. That phrase has different meanings that neither of them would like to admit. It was so awkwardly funny because Jungkook could have said really anything. But he decided to write that. What also didnt help is that Taehyung drew a dick and added "?" Next to the dick.

What the fuck are we doing, Taehyung snickered to himself. They have gotten so distracted to the point they didn't even care anymore. Jungkook decided to take it a step forward and he drew a heart around the dick and wrote "for me?"

The boy who drew the heart was internally screaming. This is so awkward. All he wanted to write was "no homo" but this was kinda fun.

Their little game of dicks continued until the two hour lecture was over. The subsequently only had that lecture that evening and they walked back to Jungkooks car. It was like they already knew what they were gonna do. Taehyung didnt even have to ask.

"Im gonna post this." Taehyung finally speaks up. "Its way too funny not to," he paused for a second and took a deep breath. "Do you want to be tagged?" This made a hearty laugh escape from Jungkook. He liked how the other was so serious about this and he shrugged. Honestly he didn't really care.

The moonlight reflecting off of Jungkooks clothes made it possible for Taehyung to register Jungkooks response. He also quietly laughed to himself. What the fuck has he just gotten himself into.