Suck My Ass #1

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OKAY! Listen up you beauty's. I'm expressing my feeling. If ya'll ain't interested move on

I don't know how to do any fancy shit on here so sorry guys but I'm not that into writing shit. LEZ BEGIN THE JOURNEY HOES.

okay, so I'm the really quite girl who works hard in school and is sweet. I like I wear a lot of fuckin cute stuff but on the inside I could wear sweat pants every fucking day cause I don't give a shit. I wanna tell you guys to watch out for the quite girls around school cause I'm one of them. A lot of people think I'm this nice girl who studies and works hard, but at night my rachet ness comes out to stick a cactus up yo guys' assholes. OKAY SO FIRST OF ALL I WANNA SHOUT OUT THAT RACHET GIRL WHO FUCKING TALKS TO MY CRUSH LIKE BITCH WHO YOU THINK YOUR SKANK ASS IT LIKE GIRL I DONT NEED TO WEARING FUCKING TIGHT WHITE SHIRTS AND HAVE MY BOOBS HANGING. STOP SITTING NEAR HIM. HONESTLY LIKE THE GIRLS NEED TO STOP, IF HE KNEW HOW MUCH HE WAS MISSING OUT ON I WOULD FUCKING LIKE WATCH SPORTS WITH U AND EAT YOUR FRIDGE AND GO TO ALL YOUR PRACTICES AND FUCKING SUPPORT YOUR TOAD ASS. HONESTLY I WOULD BE YOUR FUCKING.... FUCK THOSE LEAVES THAT SIT ON WATER THAT FROGS JUMP ON... THAT TYPE OF SHIT CAUSE HONESTLY IM SO DONE. IMMA KEEP TRYIN THOUGH LIKE HES NOT EVEN HOT HES JUST AWESOME PERSONALITY WISE LIKE ID GO FOR YOU ANY DAY JUST HIT ME UP LIKE LET ME COME OVER AND MEET YOUR PARENTS LIKE I HAVE MANNERS AND LATER THAT NIGHT WE CAN WATCH SPORTS AND ID SO FRIENDZONE YOU UNTIL YOU WOULD LIKE EXPLODE TO PENISSESS. HONESTLY JUST OMFG BE MINE. Okay it's getting kinda late and I have school so yea.. BUT YOU FUCKING HORE WHO TAKES HIM STOP YOU NASTY AND JUST GO SUCK SOMEONE ELSES DICK I RESERVED THIS ONE YOU DICKWARD FUCKING DUMBLEDOOR LET ME JUDT OPEN THAT FUCKING WINDOW OH THERE YOU GO KEEP FALLING, THATS WHAT I DO IN SPANISH CLASS BUT ANYWAYS GOODNIGHT HOES OR I GUESS MY AUDIence. CANT WAIT TO READ THESE LIKE 10 YEARS LATER HOLY SHIT ANYWAYS GOODNIGHT NIGGLETS ENJOY YOUR STAY

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⏰ Last updated: Nov 24, 2016 ⏰

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