This is the story of a boy whose heart was broken by some meany girls so he decided to marry a donut, because every knows donuts will never hurt you as long as you live........
Dan Gardner, a blonde 15 year old boy in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, stopped to pick up some donuts from his favorite place, Donut Land. His phone started to ring the Happy Days theme song, and showed an image of a strikingly beautiful brunette, but he just turned it off, he knew who was calling and didn't want to talk to her. He sighed and sat down with his donuts, pondering what he should do about Ellie, let alone any of the girls in his school who thought he was a "hot blonde". How many had he dated so far? Too many to count. He laughed as he though about how Nora would react to hearing Ellie and he broke up. He sighed heavily, packed up the rest of his donuts, and drove to his apartment.
When he arrived, he headed upstairs. While doing so, he heard someone yelling and running towards his apartment. He knew what was gona happen. He ran to the pantry, grabbed the frosted animal cookies with sprinkles, and sprinted up to his room and hid under the bed. As the intruder searched the house, Dan lay quietly under his bed with his cookies. When he realized the pink ones were all gone, he slammed his fist into the ground and yelled out in frustration. The intruder heard him and ran up to his room and looked under the bed.
"What in the world are you doing?!?!?!" Insisted Nora, one of Dan's closest friends. Dan didn't know how to answer, so he offered her a cookie instead. Nora sighed and dragged him out from under the bed and slapped him, saying, "You broke up with Ellie?! You guys dated for three days!" "Can I tell you why before you kill me?" Timidly asked Dan.
