What you will not find on this page:
-An inspirational story that will make you cry
-A romantic story about true love
-A story about philosophy
-A story with significance or plot
-A story that goes on and on forever and never stops and it's killing you how long it is but you want to finish reading it cuz there might be something interesting at the end but you're not 100% sure so you're doubting yourself which leads to insecurity which is why I don't write that type of stuff
-A guy looking for an internet relationship with someone
What you WILL find on this page:
-A story that has no plot or conflict what-so-ever
-A story with really cheesey jokes
-A story with inside jokes only real friends will know
-A story that tells you I am insane
Props to anyone who read this whole thing and didn't get bored