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 "I'M NOT OLD... I woke up. I lifted my arms, moved my knees, I turned my neck... Everything made the same noise: CrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacccccccccK!... I came to a conclusion: I'm not old, I'm crispy!" 

   -Unknown

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