this book is filled with a bunch of random shit

Senpai its Cold Outside

Nightmare: Well, thanks for inviting
me around. I better get home now
though.

Cross: Oh! The pleasures all mine...
really...

Nightmare: Wait... why did you lock the
doors...?

Cross: Did I...?

Nightmare:I really can't stay.

Cross:But Senpai, it's cold outside

Nightmare:I've got to go away.

Cross:But Senpai, it's cold outside ♥

Nightmare:This evening has been,

Cross:Been hoping that she dropped
dead.

Nightmare:So very nice

Cross:I'll hold your hands, they're just
like ice.

Nightmare:My mother will start to worry.

Cross:Oh, my love please don't hurry?

Nightmare:My brother will be pacing the floor.

Cross:Listen to the fireplace roar.

Nightmare:So really I better scurry.

Cross:Oh, my love please don't hurry?

Nightmare:But maybe just a half a drink more?

Cross:Put some music on while I pour.

Nightmare:The neighbors might think.

Cross:Senpai, she's bad for you ♥

Nightmare:wait,what's in this drink?

Cross:No cabs to be had out there.

Nightmare:I wish I knew how,

Cross:Your eyes are like starlight now.

Nightmare:To break this spell

Cross:I'll take your heart, her head
as well.

Nightmare:I ought to say no, no god no...

Cross:Mind if I move on closer?

Nightmare:At least I'm gonna say that I
tried.

Cross:What's the sense in tryin' to hide?

Nightmare: No I, really can't stay!

Cross: Senpai~ don't hold out.

Both:But Senpai, it's cold outside.

Nightmare: Uhm... what are you doing...?

Cross: Hmm? Oh... just sharpening my
kitchen knives!~ Don't worry.

Nightmare: Well in that case,
I'm gonna be goin' then, bye!

Nm:I simply must go.

C:But Senpai, it's cold outside ♥

Nm:The answer is NO.

C:But Senpai, it's cold outside ♥

Nm:You're welcome has been,

C:How lucky that you dropped in.

Nm:So nice and warm

C:Don't worry, you'll have time to mourn!

Nm:My girlfriend will be suspicious.

C:Gosh your lips look delicious ♥

Nm:My mother will be there at the door.

C:I'll chop that head of that stupid
whore~

Nm:My best friends minds are visious.

C:Gosh your neck looks delicious ♥

Nm:Well, maybe just half a cup more?

C:Never such a blizzard before.

Nm:I've gotta get home.

C:But Senpai, you'd freeze out there.

Nm:I've got a warm coat.

C:It's up to your knees out there.

Nightmare:You've really been grand,

C:I thrill when you touch my hand.

Nightmare:But don't you SEE?!

Cross:How can you do this thing, to me.

Nightmare:There's bound to be talk tomorrow.

Cross:Think of MY lifelong sorrow.

Nightmare:At least there will be plenty
implied.

Cross: Ifyou got pneumonia and died.

Nightmare: I REALLY CAN'T STAY!

Cross: GET OVER HER DAMNMIT!

Both:But Senpai it's cold, Senpai it's cold
outside.

Cross:I asked nicely, you know? I'm
not gonna ask again..

Nightmare: Leave me alone!

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I literally just copied the lyrics and changed it a bit