Innocent Text • [TAEKOOK]

#CHRISTMAS SPECIAL•-•

"Mom.. meet my boyfriend.. Jungkook and his parents" Taehyung introduced

"and mom.. meet Taehyung! and his parents!" Jungkook introduced as well

Taehyung, Jungkook, and their parents are sitting in front of eachother at the couch. Taehyung was nervous meanwhile Jungkook was excited as FUCK

Jungkook's parents were at first skeptical about Taehyung and thought if he was good enough for their only son.

Taehyung's parents on the other hand, is really chill because they have done this before and a lot of Taehyung's past relationship has failed.

"Nice to meet you Taehyung, Mrs Kim. Mr Kim" Jungkook's parents shook their hands with a smile

"Nice to meet you guys too! and please, call us Minyoung and Jay" Taehyung's father, Jay introduced

"oh, then you guys may call us Renu and Zenyu" Jungkook's father, Zenyu introduced

They continued talking until it turned weird

"so Minyoung.. you know something called yoni egg?" Renu asked. the moms were minding their own business while the dads were talking bout grandma replacements

"no.. never heard of it.. what is it?" Minyoung asked, getting intrigued with the yoni egg thing

"Say.. Zenyu.. have you ever heard of a grandma replacement?" Jay asked

"wtf no? what is it bro" Zenyu asked, also getting intrigued with their conversation

While the parents were getting to know eachother, The vkook duo was slouched down on the couch minding their own business

"what do you think our parents are talking about?" Jungkook asked innocently while looking at their parents that were whispering to themselves

"meh.. i dont know and i dont care as long as they accept us together" Taehyung answered truthfully

"hmm" Jungkook nodded understandably

"its a thing where you put it up your loose puss and it makes it tighter" Renu whispered as Minyoung made a shocked expression

"le gasp. Really?!" Minyoung whisper shouted

"yeah. i thought of getting one next week. wanna go get one together? i know a place" Renu smirked

"of course i'll go" They both smirked like evil witches

"its where your grandparents are actually fake and its a whole another person or just a doll" Jay answered

"wtf dude nice"

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It was 9pm. The cousins are drunk and singing karaoke. The adults are chatting. Vkook is on the couch with the children

"hyung! look! its a doggo!" Little Mason from america said in english

"aw what a nice doggy" Taehyung cooed at the boy. Mason can speak english and korean but he prefers english. we stan a bilingual kween

"hyungie boyfriend! look!" Mason cheered as he shoved the paper in Jungkook's face

"awe.. nice doggy.. you are so talented Mason" Jungkook said in english while Mason giggled in satisfaction and left Jungkook and a shocked Taehyung

"You can speak english? fluently?" Taehyung shockingly said

"i have a lot of talents hyung" Jungkook chuckled as he leaned on Taehyung's shoulder

"Mason is so cute" Jungkook cooed

"do i have to fite that kid" Taehyung said in a playful tone

"Hyung! he's a child!" Jungkook slapped Taehyung's chest repeatedly

"ok! ok! i know you love me" Taehyung said making Jungkook's blush

"Jungkook! cmon! com sing with us!" one of Taehyung's cousin grabbed Jungkook's wrist and habded him the microphone

"ok. what song would you like?".

"uhhh... adam levine lost stars?" Jungkook said through the microphone as the crowd 'ooed'

"ooh! english boi!" One of them said while starting the song

Jungkook cleared his throat before he starts singing

While Jungkook was singing FLUENTLY AND MELODIOUSLY, Taehyung was shook

When the song ended, Jungkook gave the microphone back as he thanked the cheering crowd

He plopped himself down beside the older as the latter looked at him in shock

"damn boy" Taehyung said then kissed the younger on the cheek as he blushed

"I love you Hyung. I really do"Jungkook looked at him dead in the eye

"I know.. I love you too" Taehyung stated

Taehyung leaned in and closed the gap between them as they share a loving kiss

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HEY YALL IK THIS IS SHORT BUT I JUST WANNA DEDICATE THIS PART OF THE CHAP TO THANK SOME LOVELY PEOPLE

locochocopie

First of all. you are actually my first ever wattpad friend and im thankful that i asked you wtf a yoni egg is and i read your book :,). also. at first i was like 'omg this is boring' when i first read chapter 1 but soon i gave it a chance and read the other chapters and its actually pretty entertaining. an entertaining book by an entertaining author :,) love u mom and idc about your harsh comments and ur bullying about me liking jumanji cuz idc lol. YALL BETTER READ HIS GEY ASS BOOK OR ELSE WE FINNA FITE-

scorpioseason26

HEY DAD I HOPE IT GOES WELL WITH MOM AKA locochocopie 👁👅👁. actually for real. i actually think you guys would look good together :,). hope yall try and get together ;) like one of those ff ;) also scorpio u top loco you bottom ;)

maknae_lifeu

i hope you get to be an idol one day :,) REMEMBER ME WHEN YOU ACTUALLY DO AND REMEMBER TO PRESSURE JYP TO MAKE A TOMBOY GIRL GROUP RATHER THAN GIRLY GIRL. i wish you good luck and to your bf too ;) love u gorl

Jisung_Pwark_11

EY BITCH THANKS TO locochocopie
WE MET AND BECAME ONLINE FRIENDS EHEEEEEE. thank you for being my first ever online friend and i would love to meet your other friends :,)

2018 was the best and worst years
of my life..

Im gonna start ranting lmao

2018 was the best and worst year of my life because..

worst is that i lost some friends but idc bout them no more

best is that i officially published a book WHICH IS NOT A REBOOT OR SEQUEAL OF JUMANJI. i was really excited about the book and i like my plotline that im making

thats it...

Merry Late Christmas!

-Im out