"You have diSPLEASED THE ALLIANCE!" -Ryan
"The Great Potato Alliance, the GPA." -Jerome
"If grilled cheese is a sandwich, anything is possible." -Austin
"Take that, sweat hoagie!" -Jerome, to Steve
"Kevin is a very violet species." -Alex
"I hope you get Apollo-13ed." -Jerome, to Ryan
"Anyone else wanna like buy a boat with me and we'll just run over people's crab pots for a living and eat their crabs?" -Jerome
"Tewtiy I give it a zero star out of ten!" -Jerome
"What?! A zero stars out of ten?!" -Ryan
"Fine. I will give it a fifteen star out of 400." -Jerome
"Those zombies had better six-packs than I'll ever have." -Jerome
"I'll call you crazy if you want me to." -Jerome, to Ryan
"There you go, that's what I'm talking about, Tewrome!" -Ryan
"I'm gonna be that famous musician Henry Styles... from Directional." -Jerome
"More things couldn't have gone wrong, it's just like a Henry Styles concert!" -Jerome
"I, honest to god, don't even know where my shoes are, and I'm not just saying that, I'm literally walking around barefoot. I have not seen my shoes all work day. I left them in the office somewhere and I haven't seen them." -Jerome
"Who's 'hair-al-dee'? Is that my new name?" -Jerome
"Jeromey you're my homey." -Alex, to Jerome
"We gotta go careful, I heard if you catch the Jimmys you're gonna get Joels everywhere." -Ben
"[Steve] couldn't box anyone out of the zone if it killed him!" -Jerome
"You guys want anything special for Christmas? Alex? Hugs? Or handshakes?" -Austin
"Uh.. I want darkness upon the world- uhhh, I mean a toaster would be cool." -Alex
"You call me your buddy? I'm not your pal, friend." -Austin
"Listen, you're not my dog, cat." -Andrew
"You're not my avocado, bruh." -Austin
"For your sloth, we will give you Steve." -Jerome, to Ryan
*after alex has hidden jerome's green cards in apples to apples and given one to blade, ryan, and himself*
"What alternate dimension is this? Where are my cards? Who are you?" -Jerome, to Blade
"Is there a problem?" -Dropsy
"There are many problems.." -Jerome
"Let's do this one, it's the opposite of Blade, it says. 'Limber- Flexible, Lithe, and Nimble.'" -Jerome
"So since I went to the bathroom- [Ryan's] dead, Blade apparently won, and I lost all my cards." -Jerome
"Yep." -Dropsy
"I don't like it, I don't like it one bit.." -Jerome
"Wanna see me do math? Avocado." -Austin
"We fought [Eggos] in the war!" -Austin
"Why would you fight against Eggo?" -Jerome
"It was Charston Eggo III." -Austin
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Nice Posture Quotes
FanfictionThe Nice Posture Crew says a lot of things a lot of the time and I'm just writing them down so you can enjoy them in word form.
