Me: Hi I'm having an identity crisis
Friend: Why
Me: My name is Zoe which means life and that's the opposite of what I bring to people
Friend:
Me: That means my name is Teresa because it means reaper and the grim reaper kills people
Friend:
Me: That means I'm adopted
Friend: What
Give me votes.
I mean
Don't forget to vote :)
If you don't vote I'll think nobody likes me, and I'll die alone, and you don't want me to die alone, maybe.
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Conversations & stuff dump
RandomHere is a book of real conversations & stuff I've been in