Disclaimer:: This is for entertainment only and is rated PG-13. It does contain some graphic.. but not entirely inappropriate scenes. xD 13 and up only please.
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"Potato," She murmured in his ear, caressing his inner thigh with a gently touch.
"Segway mall cops." He moaned back in pure ecstasy, a shudder running the length of his spine. "Yodeling." He added in a hushed tone hesitantly, his clear blue eyes meeting her caramel-colored ones, and a thought popped into his mind. Slyly smiling at her, he lowered his head to her ear and nibbled on her earlobe softly, growling into her ear, "M-Microwaving."
She gasped, mouth agape in shock at the single verb her uttered into her ear. He couldn't be serious, could he? Before she could reply the guy leaned down to her throat, giving it a few flicks of his tongue before reaching into his pocked and withdrawing a fork, he jammed it into her artery, smiling at his work as she slumped over onto the floor, blood spitting from the wound like a geyser.
"Deforestation." He spat, giving her now-lifeless body a hard shove with his foot, disgust obvious in his clear eyes. "DEFORESTATION." He spat once more, spitting on her whitening and paling body sickened by the lingering memory of her sweet caresses and as she whispered sweet nothings in her ear. However the kinky words did wonders to his hormones, and he found himself seeking relief and eyeing the corpse lustfully. Perhaps no one will know... He thought for a few moments, leaning down to the young girl that lay dead on the carpet, staining everything and anything nearest her chalky form with the bright scarlet of her blood. "But alas, that would be a crime." He muttered disdainfully, gently removing the hair clinging to her blood-soaked neck and ear. "Microwaving potatoes whilst riding segways and yodeling would have been great, but I prefer tubers over Hitler." Giving her one last kick to the side, he took off into the hallway fully aware that he wouldn't be welcome at the scene once the cops arrived.
