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SWA episode 2

*The following message has been prerecorded*

*We see SWA General manager Liam Malone sitting at his desk*

Liam Malone: *Ahem* Ladies and gentlemen, it is me Liam Malone, and I am here to announce that we will be holding a tournament to decide our first SWA World champion now I knew after hearing that you must be really exicted and yes, so am I....actually I am not just following the script that I was told to recite-I mean, now with that out if the way, We will now begin the 2nd episode of SWA

*Camera fades away as the picture then turns to the intro to SWA with pyro flying throughout the stage and the tron lighting up SWA*

Chad Andrews: Hello all you beautiful people, It's me Chad Amdrews with my main man Chase Authors at my side say hello Chase to the Camera and the people of Phoniex, Arizona.

Chase Authors: Hello al-

Chad Andrews: Ok, that is all the time you have to talk back to being Michael Cole.

Chase Authors: .....well

"First match: Waluigi's open challenge"

*Waluigi sits in the ring with a microphone in hand*

Waluigi: Okay, the first open challenge did not go the way I wanted it to but I am sure I can get the world title so we are going to try this again who ever wants to take me on, come on out.

*Stone Cold distubed theme plays*

Justin Roberts: His opponent, Kleetus Bailey!!

Chad Andrews: Amd as if it could get any worse for Waluigi, here comes the Raging Redneck Kleetus.

*As soon as Kleetus got in the ring he kicked Waluigi in the groin and then the bell rang*

Chase Authors: Damn, Kleetus not even gonna wait for the bell to ring.

Chad Andrews: What else would you expect, he isn't one to wait.

*Kleetus then stomps on Waluigi repeatedly and then stops to start doing a ground & pound repeated strikes to the face of Waluigi*

Chad Andrews: Good lord, I think this is worse then Bonifer.

Chase Authors: Nah, nothing will be worse then Bonifer.

*Kleetus then picks up Waluigi's legs*

Kleetus Bailey: I'm taking you down to Dixie!

Waluigi: NO PLEASE, NOT THE PIMP DADDY'S!!

*Kleetus then drops his knee onto Waluigi's crotch and a elbow om his chest*

Chase Authors: He went Down to Dixie.

*Then Kleetus waits for Waluigi to get up amd when he gets up he gets  kicked in the gut and is hit with a stunner*