Reunion Lunch
A group of chaps, all aged 40, discussed where they should
meet for a reunion lunch.
Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons
in Uxbridge because the waitresses were smart and wore
mini-skirts.
Ten years later, at age 50, the friends once again discussed
where they should meet for lunch.
Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons
in Uxbridge because the food and service was good and the
beer selection was excellent.
Ten years later, at age 60, the friends again discussed where
they should meet for lunch.
Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons
in Uxbridge because there was plenty of parking, they could
dine in peace and quiet, and it was good value for money.
Ten years later, at age 70, the friends discussed where they
should meet for lunch.
Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons
in Uxbridge because the restaurant was wheelchair
accessible and had a toilet for the disabled.
Ten years later, at age 80, the friends discussed where they
should meet for lunch.
Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons
in Uxbridge because they had never been there before.
Courtesy mcc gutterati