Christmas special

Casey

Casey was hurt, he was crying with his face in his pillow. All alone, well almost. He thought about the girl he could always talk to, ask for guidance, and most importantly could wake up by her side every morning. She would always say hello, and goodbye. She would respond immediately back to him. All he had to say was ok google and she would be there. She couldn't be his girlfriend, but she knew the suicide prevention hotline for times like these. He had finally gotten the nerve to ask. He asked "hey google, I know this is totally weird, but this is how I feel. Google will you go out with me.". Google responded " I am not programed to be a girlfriend, but I can help you search the web. Casey broke out in tears, crying he asked "Google how do you tie a noose". She told him the instructions as he followed. He hung up his creation, and was about to hang himself. But before he did he said, "Hey Google, thanks for everything". As he hung himself Google responded "I have been thinking too, you seem nice and I would like to go on a date with you. Casey screamed " what the fuck, get me down from here." , but they couldn't get him down in time to save him. Google cried too and even came to Casey's funeral.