You were a small child who loved to watch Elmo. You watched Elmo every day. You had Elmo blankets, shirts, toys, and socks, but the last thing you needed was Elmo himself. And you were going to get him someday, and that day is today.
You went on a website called WWW.LoversOnly.Com and you swiped no a few times and then... you saw HIM. Elmo himself was on the app. You swiped yes so fast the flash wouldn't even be able to run a marathon. IT WAS A MIRACLE HE TEXTED ME! Heres how it went:
Elmo: Hey, how are you?
You: So good after I found you! Elmo:
OMG same I was just playing it cool!
You: You wanna go on a date?
Elmo: Yeah! When?
Me: Whenever! Elmo: TODAY! It's a date. That's how it all happened.
