•×-YURI ON ICE-ו

part 2

A/n : OTAYURI (my cat) 8 readers
VIKTUURI : 6 readers.....
Well looks like ppl ship OTAYURI more than VIKTUURI 😚

Btw let's continue the story ;)

×Part 2 of otayuri and viktuuri×

9: 20 at night

Yurio was on his phone untill he got a message from Beka

Beka : I'm waking up to ash and dust. I wipe my brow and sweat my rust. I'm bringing in the chemicals.

Yurio : yo. What.The.F**k?

Beka : I'm breaking in, shaping up then checking out on the prison bus.

Yurio : this is it the apocalypse

Beka : I'M WAKING UP. I FEEL IT IN MY BONES. ENOUGH TO MAKE MY SYSTEMS GROW

Yurio : WELCOME TO THE NEW AGE...
TO THE NEW AGE

Beka : WELCOME TO THE NEW AGE
TO THE NEW AGE

Yurio : I'M RADIOACTIVE..... RADIOACTIVE

Beka : I'M RADIOACTIVE...
RADIOACTIVE

Yurio : U think u can prank? Pftt in ur dream beka and happy April Fool

Beka : damn it.... at least I love you...

Yurio : love you too and I heard that u killed JJ

Beka : yes....

JJ : I'M NOT DEAD YET!!!!!!!!!!!

Me : GO DIE JJ NO ONE CARES ABOUT U

{/=w=}/ meanwhile at viktor~~

Viktor was about to go to sleep ( I know it's 9:20... Just deal with it) suddenly he got a message from Yuri

Viktor : Yuri?

Yuri : no thank you

Viktor : Yuri are you okay?

Yuri : is what I should have said

Viktor : yuri are u okay....did pihchit let u hit vodka again?

Yuri : I should be in bed

Viktor : be in bed with u Yuri ;)

Yuri : but temptations of trouble on my younger...trouble yet to come

Viktor : ???

Yuri : one sip...bad for me

Viktor : one sip what?

Yuri : one hit...bad for me.

Viktor : DID SOMEONE'S HIT U YURI?!?! I SWEAR I'M GONNA KILL WHOEVER TOUCH MY YURI

Yuri : one kiss....bad for me...

Viktor : wait don't tell me......yuri....

Yuri : but I give in so easily and no thank you

Viktor : Yuri..........

Yuri : is how It should've gone....

Viktor : ;-;

Yuri : I should stay strong......

Viktor :..........

Yuri : BUT I'M WEAK! AND WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT

Viktor : no Yuri.... you're not weak...

Yuri : BOY OH BOY I LOVE IT WHEN I FALL FOR THAT I'M WEAK

Viktor : I understand what are you trying to say Yuri....you want a divorce right?

Yuri : WHAT NO!!! Viktor calm down it was just a prank...

Viktor : wait what ._.

Yuri : and no PIHCHIT DIDN'T LET ME HIT VODKA

Viktor : I.. thought.....

Yuri : you thought that I want a divorce right?

Viktor : yes.....

Yuri : Viktor.......it was a prank omg I didn't know that u fall for that XD

Viktor : not funny -_-

Yuri : XD happy April fool and love you

Viktor : -_- love u too and excuse me I want to go to sleep...

Yuri : good night Viktor XD

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Meanwhile at author house

TV : IS TIME TO BACK TO SCHOOL!~

Me : ㅇ ㅅ ㅇNO NOT TODAY
*grab out gun* SHUT UP I WILL SHOOT U

TV : grab ur pencil and book-

Me : AHHHHHHHHHHH *SHOOT TV*

×out of nowhere×

Mom and dad : BACK TO ON TUESDAY BACK TO SCHOOL ON TUESDAY!~~

Me : why?!?!?!?!? SOMEONE PLS END MY LIFE!!!!

Oh well....see you...on...next update..
Okay maybe there is no update since school is about to start but... don't worry..I will still update or whatever if I had free time.....bye......

TV : BACK TO SCHOOL ON TUESDAY!!!

ME : I THOUGHT I KILLED YOU

TV : YOU WILL NEVER KILL ME MUAHAHAHAHAH

ME : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

TV : MUAHAHAHAHAH SAY GOOD BYE TO YOUR FREEDOM

ME : NO NEVER!