Me: YAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU OLD MAN
*gets slapped by him*
Me: OWW YOU SON OF A B-
Jacqueline: -Itch.
*Slaps both*
Levi:No cursing.
Me: Fine!
Jacqueline: HAIL NO. I WILL CUSS IF I WANT TO YOU DAMN OLD SHITTY SHORTY BITCH GAG.
Levi: Tch, shut up. You are way older than me.
Me: She's fourteen!
Levi: that's what she says she's actually two hundre-
Jacqueline: NO! IM FOURTEEN YOU DAMN SHITTY OLD MAN!
Me: Anyways happy birthday levi. I would have drawn something for you but.. my drawings skills suck so I just took pictures of the internet.
Levi: what is this.. intronet or whatever?
Me: You really are a old man...
Jacqueline: He's 35. Whaddaya expect?!
*gets slapped once more*
Jacqueline and me: Anyways here are the pictures.
Jacqueline and me: Merry Christmas and happy birthday Levi!
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Choose! Me or Him! (Eren X Reader X Levi)
FanfictionThis all started in the year 845. Four children around the age 12-13 having a normal life in side wall Maria. Until, the wall collapsed. 1 of the children where separated from the rest. And that child was Y/n L/n. Known as the Titan lover let's say...