Namjoon: *gives Jimin jams*
Jimin: *not drunk, just eats jams*
Jhope: *depressed*
Jungkook: *looks at alcohol and thinks it's apple juice, drinks whole carton, throws 94 pairs of timberlands in bin*
Yoongi: *goes to gay strip club and parties instead of sleeping*
Taehyung: *ships himself to Area 51 so he can find his family*
Jin: *stays sober because he is a responsible parent*
